Bitchicisms

Hanging out with so many young boys you start picking up things. Like style and vocabulary and insight. And you get to see them in action. Which is always interesting and mildly funny.

Step 1: The offhand casual compliment.

Something along the lines of a simple and sudden "you look cute today."

Step 2: Wanting to hang out.

"You're such a kill joy, don't go home yet."

Step 3: The touching game.

Try to touch the girl as much as you can with the most innocent excuse you can manage.

Step 4: Reeling in the bait.

Start touching the girl in a seemingly innocent place in a not so innocent way.

Step 5: The blatant feel.

Linger near her and grab her close so you can smell her hair.

Step 6: Uncertainty.

Look into her eyes then look at her lips. Repeat until either tired or girl gives in.

Step 7: FATALITY

Boys are funny.