Tuesday, February 24, 2009

An Atheist Coming

Well here I go again, being too busy having actual sex to blog about sex...But one anecdote is just too amusing to ignore.

There's a Jonathan Lethem story called Five Fucks. The main male character told the female character a certain joke while they were flirting in a bar. He said, "You know what's the worst part about being an atheist?" She replies "no". His answer, "No one to talk to when you come."

So I was giving this guy a blow job. He was close to coming. He goes "Oh God."

I feel his balls becoming tighter and his thighs becoming more tense. "Oh God," he says again.

He says he's close to coming. I mumble, "Come."

I take him back in my mouth and as he comes, again he screams, "Oh God!...who does not exist!"

Atheists do talk to God during sex.

Friday, February 6, 2009

I'm one of those people that think good sex leaves people bruised, sore and barely able to walk afterwards. I like it rough and violent. Yes I'm one of those loud and borderline masochistic girls.

So after a recent session, I wanted to figure out what kinds of soreness mean I had a really good time.

  1. Shoulder. From being manipulated and bitten (by myself and by my partner). From having my hands held above my head.
  2. Hips. Obviously. From thrusting.
  3. Pussy. From coming too much and getting it over and over and over.
  4. Tummy. From moving.
  5. Legs. From being spread wiiiiide open.
  6. Neck. From having my hair pulled hard.
  7. Back. From exertions
My partner could barely walk afterward. He said his ass gained instant muscles. :)