Bitchicisms

I'll try to keep the list as short and simple as I can.

1. Shop for the perfect gynecologist.
2. Always bring condoms.
   
3. Maintain high self esteem.
4. Turn my body into a weapon. (firm, tone, and all those adjectives which mean an efficient sex engine)
5. Acquire a positive outlook on life. Be optimistic.
6. Get rich or die tryin'. (thanks fiddy for this one)
7. Work on leaving. (this country, this state of affairs)
8. Start writing for real. (meaning fiction. like I used to.)
   

I'll check this Jan. 2, 2009.