Bitchicisms

He asks me "I have a question. I've seen you naked. I like your body. Why are you walking around with a sheet?"

And I was. I realized, damn right he does like my body. In fact he loves fucking me. So why was I walking around with a sheet? I gave my first excuse, "I'm cold." 

"Okay," he says. 

Then I tell him, "I'm shy."

"I understand."

After that, I stopped walking around with a sheet.