Showing posts with label toys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toys. Show all posts

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Been almost 2 years since my last post. The reason for my disappearance currently escapes me. All I know is, at the time: given the choice between having sex and writing about it, I chose the former.


Since then I have: tried my first sex toy; kissed a boy with braces; been abandoned, gotten back in touch with, and lost again, 3 of the boys I've mentioned in these pages; actually celebrated the dreaded V-day; and gotten over my addiction for a certain tall, skinny, charming older gentleman.

I've missed these pages, and even if I still doubt anyone reads this, like Julie & Julia has taught me: sometimes we just want to know we can finish something...

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Obama Dildo

Salon recently did a feature about weird memorabilia for the new American president. And while most were the general watches and plates, one that stood out for me was the dildo.

Ozam Group LLC is selling these for $34.95 each. They come in two colors: blue and gold. No black ones as Salon mentioned. But why are the colors blue and gold? Blue can be explained by USA's flag colors but gold?



The ridges at the back and on the balls are predictably realistic and will stimulate nerves for sure. the face and torso on the head are...well..interesting... You can't actually see Obama when you stuff him inside you. Maybe you can just imagine how his entire head looks inside your pussy/ass? Maybe that'll get you off? That the first black American president's entire torso is fucking you?